China knows how to make products. It’s not sufficiency to make this misbegot gold-plated - they added flowers! The 999 is $120 from eemobi.cn and has a “gravity sensor” (SENSOR POSITION: DOWN!), a 2.6-inch display, and 1.3-megapixel camera. It also has “7 ordinary games.” via BBG

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